Lily Allen has taken a savage swipe at her ex-husband David Harbour, brutally mocking his bedroom skills during a live audience recording of her podcast. The British pop star, 39, split from the Stranger Things actor last year after four years of marriage, and it's fair to say she's an open book when it comes to discussing their relationship breakdown.
Speaking on stage at the Hackney Empire in London, the Smile singer made it clear she’s still struggling with the split. She admitted: “I am not over it. I am sort of running away. Maybe I will have a nervous breakdown.” But it was her comments about David and her other exes, including first husband Sam Cooper, that really set tongues wagging.
She went on: “I don’t think there has been one person that has been remotely interested in my pleasure,” she declared, before delivering a brutally blunt confession.
The musician went on: “I have actual d**k blindness. I can’t even picture, not even my ex-husband’s or boyfriends. I can’t picture them at all. Apart from one as I have pictures of it on my phone.”
Lily, who was joined on stage by her Miss Me? podcast co-host Miquita Oliver, also revealed she’s now on the hunt for a younger man after spending years with David, who is ten years her senior. She admitted: “I have got daddy issues. A father figure. But I am trying to stop that now."
The mum-of-two and David tied the knot in Las Vegas in 2020, relocating from London to the US to start their life together across the pond. But in December, friends confirmed the pair had called it quits after spending months living “separate lives.”
Following the split, Lily reportedly turned detective and uncovered David’s secret profile on a dating app. Not to be outdone, she later signed up for celebrity dating app Raya, while David was recently spotted on a date with aspiring model Ellie Fallon—who is 22 years his junior.
During the first night of three live podcast recordings, Lily also shared stories about growing up with her famous father, actor Keith Allen. The hitmaker went on: “We used to go to The Groucho all the time because our parents were there all the time.
“I know the phone number off by heart. I used to ring and say: ‘Is Alison there? What about Keith?’ It was definitely not safe. My parents said: ‘I think she has a high tolerance for inappropriate behaviour.’
“When my dad used to have me for weekends, he would check me into the hotel rooms, me and Alfie, and he would stay up all weekend and we would eat Toblerones from the mini bar.”
And Lily didn’t stop there. Reminiscing about her wild youth, she dropped another bombshell: “I snogged Steve O from Jackass. We definitely went to the toilet to do some drugs.”
